Team

Leadership

AI-ify has patented Total Leadership, a groundbreaking management platform that diffuses accountability for company decisions, while centralizing and amplifying rewards. This all-upside approach to leadership has supercharged our vision-making and fueled the deification of several senior executives, which is super nice for them.

CEO
Ceobot

What more do you need to know about our CEO, other than that she's a mashup of all the best CEOs that have ever lived. Yes, we said 'she'. Software is feminine in Spanish, making AI-ify a fully diversified workplace.

Ceobot is in growth mode, with Neo-Classique fully enabled and all settings turned to 'smash it'. And yes, we're using the BoardAI plug-in to ensure she faces no drag from the ownership group.

Founder & 2IC
Eammon Conaghan

Eammon is a restless genius and tech disruptor who's already reinventing capitalism for the 23rd century. He's operating on a level most people can't comprehend. Least of all, you.

Sitting on several boards, Eammon holds the world record for the most conflicts of interest. He writes very clever things on micro-blogging platforms, and was recently crowned the 3rd smarmiest man in tech.

Everyone else

Naturally, we're paying over the odds for developers and engineers in order to monopolize talent and erect barriers for new entrants into the AI market. This sort of predatory hiring is inflating our short-term OpEx but don't fret: once we've finished strangling competition, we'll collude with the other surviving AI companies to suppress salaries and claw back value from our employees. Until then, our staff are our family.